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[correctiveshoes621]

Oh, don't look so pissy. It's only The Obligatory Birthday Cavalcade of Football Guys Post.



Well, well, well. Lookee heah. Why it's Eli Manning! Milk-fed and fresh, and quite...ready and willing, by the looks of him. From a day of fishing to your dream prom to just kicking back with a beer and some good music - he is perfect for any occasion.



Still think it's about you not impressed?



Take THIS! Ha! Especially now that Billy Corgan's so kindly freed him from any..past..you-know..burdens and stuff. Top 'O the World, Ma!



And THIS! Take THIS!



Oops. Well, maybe not THAT..Try THIS, instead:



Much better - and we HAD to include an Eagle, we did. Huzzah.

*fakes left and tosses*

And, now, more shirtlessness from a very cooperative Manning! Those two seem always happy to oblige!



And then, Jay, well, there's THIS, of course..kinda hard to top THIS and doesn't it just kill ya?...Damn. No wonder you look pissy, Jay.



But THIS. THIS may very well top that..Well, fuck. In fact, it's kind of impossible to even think about arguing with THIS.

DAMN.

One could find oneself done disappeared and lost for DAYS in...THIS:



An-n-n-nd, uh oh..someone ELSE knows it, too, don't they, Jay? Poor, poor washed-up, elderly, feebleminded, misguided, traitorous Brett.



Sorry, sorry - We all know, there can be Only One at a time.

BEHOLD:



A very nice picture of a very nice young man, smiling very nicely. Kinda pincheable, innee? In fact, he'd make a very nice brother-in-law. Srsly. Look at him.



Yes, a very, very nice young man. Smart, spiritual, physical, musical and an actual GENTLEMAN, too and I'm so totally not staring at the front of his pants, there.!



:)





Nice try, Brett *sigh*




Well, as Aaron seems to be okay with your trying to horn in sharing in the festivities..I guess its okay.

Besides, what would a birthday cavalcade be without a clown?




HAPPY BIRTHDAY, gayalithiel and please don't kill me; I tried!

Comments

[gayalithiel.livejournal.com]

Aahahahaha!!!! OMG this totally made my day! I'm cracking up at work and being asked what's so funny :)

First of all- LOVE the pissy pic of Jay (bet you didn't have to look to hard to find one, didja! Silly, emo boy. Eli is always welcome especially wearing a collar and so is Tony. He DOES look happy to be free, doesn't he?

Not one but TWO Donovan McNabb pics? ahaahahaha! You know, he isn't too bad...

That is the most awesome shirtless pic of Peyton ever! It increases his value significantly. And is that Tom Brady??? I've never seen that pic before! *rightclicksave* He has a new baby, you know. And apparently everybody still hates him. But he's perty!

Larry Fitz! DAMN, that is fine, and it's not even showcasing his ass best feature!

And poor, long-suffering Brett. Damn him and his waterworks. Love the adjectives too! He's all that and more :)

Mmmmmmmm Aaron. I so wish I would have known him in his long hair era. I had thought that was a kneejerk redneck thing, the long hair. But now that I realize he attended California at Berkeley, and his brother is a perpetual student at San Diego, I'm starting to think it could be more of a hippie thing. I like that idea much better :) And I love the moustache much more than I should.

I cannot believe you made me look at Aaron's crotch! I feel so dirty now! Also? I will never be able to NOT look at it in that picture now. *looks some more* From Brett I expect this blatant exhibitionism, but not my sweet Aaron.... *giggle* *blushes*

I think that pic you posted of Aaron and Brett is probably the happiest I have ever seen them look together. Well Aaron usually looks happy. Brett usually looked uncomfortable. I'm okay with that.

This was sweet and awesome and fun. Thank you, darlin'! especially for not outing me by adding that other Viking Bastard™ to the list, though that would have REALLY made Jay deliciously emo. I suspect he's still having nightmares about the man even now :)

[gayalithiel.livejournal.com]

Also, you want clowns? I can get you clowns. You KNOW I can. Let us not speak of it :)