W.T.F.

Long story, short?

a) Never EVER leave your house, nor allow your children to do so, either,

b) Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, try to 'meet' anyone or 'become friendly' with anyone,

c) Be WARY, ALWAYS; trust NO ONE, and carry a weapon,

d) Characters in FICTION, may SEEM like fun/entertaining, but in real life? Not so much,

e) Now's the time to build that electrified moat that you've been dreaming of,

f) Always, always, ALWAYS make photocopies of EVERYTHING. It may be needed as evidence, at a later date.

Uh huh. I know.
What a world.