Weirder and weirder it grows...
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correctiveshoes621Work today..John? No problem at all. Heh. But the weirdest things happened today. Must be the full moon's approach....
A) My good friend and neighbor of many, many, many years *HIT ON ME* today! At work! Mr. George! He noticed that the van was no longer at the house...At first I didnt realize what he was getting at..then he went on and was saying how I *needed a man to take care of me*...someone to go dancing with..to take me out and spoil me..life's too short, etc..And that I could drive his cadillac whenever I needed a car!
What. The. Fuck.
He EVEN tried (and failed) to KISS ME! I almost had a fucking heart attack! I mean, seriously..I have known this man for centuries! Words do not even begin to express my shock.
Oh, I forgot to tell you..Mr. George is 71 years old.
B) Well, as if that isn't *enough*..You know the little pimply-faced fast-food teenager dude on the Simpsons? C'mon, you know who I mean. Well, he came in the store today, too..at least the model for the cartoon character did..squeaky voice and all.
And..are you ready? LOL! It must be my lucky day, guys; as he asked if I wanted to come over and watch movies with him after work!!! Whoo Hoo! LOLOLOL! He wanted me to pick out what candy I wanted to eat during the movie, too....Hey, Big Spender...'Die Another Day', would have been the film du jour. Sweet Leapin' Jeebus. I thought he was kidding..apparently not.
So..now, this leads me to believe that I am attractive to seniors and children...If I were Anna Nicole Smith or Michael Jackson, I would have it made..
*~*~*
In other news, I ran into two fabulous friends that I had not seen in a while, just as I was leaving work...Hahahah, no, they didn't hit on me. GOOD MEDICINE, these chicks. Mizz D and Mizz T rule the world, and are gonna hook me up with tires before inspection..God Bless the Grrlfriend Connection. I once bartered an old dead Chevy Luv for a fridge with Mizz D. She just happened to have 'an extra'.
Blessed Be, indeed.
A) My good friend and neighbor of many, many, many years *HIT ON ME* today! At work! Mr. George! He noticed that the van was no longer at the house...At first I didnt realize what he was getting at..then he went on and was saying how I *needed a man to take care of me*...someone to go dancing with..to take me out and spoil me..life's too short, etc..And that I could drive his cadillac whenever I needed a car!
What. The. Fuck.
He EVEN tried (and failed) to KISS ME! I almost had a fucking heart attack! I mean, seriously..I have known this man for centuries! Words do not even begin to express my shock.
Oh, I forgot to tell you..Mr. George is 71 years old.
B) Well, as if that isn't *enough*..You know the little pimply-faced fast-food teenager dude on the Simpsons? C'mon, you know who I mean. Well, he came in the store today, too..at least the model for the cartoon character did..squeaky voice and all.
And..are you ready? LOL! It must be my lucky day, guys; as he asked if I wanted to come over and watch movies with him after work!!! Whoo Hoo! LOLOLOL! He wanted me to pick out what candy I wanted to eat during the movie, too....Hey, Big Spender...'Die Another Day', would have been the film du jour. Sweet Leapin' Jeebus. I thought he was kidding..apparently not.
So..now, this leads me to believe that I am attractive to seniors and children...If I were Anna Nicole Smith or Michael Jackson, I would have it made..
*~*~*
In other news, I ran into two fabulous friends that I had not seen in a while, just as I was leaving work...Hahahah, no, they didn't hit on me. GOOD MEDICINE, these chicks. Mizz D and Mizz T rule the world, and are gonna hook me up with tires before inspection..God Bless the Grrlfriend Connection. I once bartered an old dead Chevy Luv for a fridge with Mizz D. She just happened to have 'an extra'.
Blessed Be, indeed.
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Date: 2003-07-12 08:05 pm (UTC)Finally, a good report. Glad your day *didn't* suck the Lolly of Doom. *Hugglemwah*
Lol..
Date: 2003-07-12 08:26 pm (UTC)((hugs ya right back))
Hey...you aint hittin' on me, are ya?
Re: Lol..
Date: 2003-07-12 08:39 pm (UTC)Re: Lol..
Date: 2003-07-12 11:55 pm (UTC)*hits on indi*ehehe, just kidding, luv.
Hubba hubba..
Date: 2003-07-13 05:46 am (UTC)