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And, then? There's this.





"This is not lunch
This is not even fit for rabbit food
In KFC I
Pause for effect and whisper "Screw the diet"

Green salads taste like shit to me
And I diet : you diet
Sausages seem to beckon me
And I diet : you diet
See my guts, they hang out my shirt
Bastards, bastards, bastards

But I will get thin
Even though I'll suffer
I will lose the weight
But I don't feel full
Does anyone ever really eat this crap?

Green salads taste like shit to me
And I diet : you diet
Sausages seem to beckon me
And I diet : you diet
See my guts, they hang out my shirt
Bastards, bastards, bastards

But I'm still running to the Burger King.."


From, Here: http://outland.purvision.com/

Also from the above:

STAR WARS GARY NUMAN TRIBUTE

The recent spate of Numan cover versions and tribute albums is about to get another boost, with the release of 2 Star Wars Numan albums. The first to be released will be Yoda'a album of Numan covers; titled Every Day I Jedi, it features Yoda's distinctive vocals on all his favourite Numan songs.
The track listing is as follows :

Dream of Wires, I do
Glass, We Are
Claws, She Has
Stop, I Cannot
Like Clock Law, Love Is
Disconnect From You, I do
Rember, Vapour I Was
Die I Do : Die You Will
A Technical, We Have
Walk In My Soul, You do
Too bad, That Is
Breathe, I Cannot




This will be followed by a tribute album featuring several other Star Wars characters. George Lucas is not yet releasing full details of this project, but the album is believed to include the following tracks :

Obi Wan Perfect Lie
Sith Wreckage
Stormtroopers in Drag
Sleep By Windu
Dark Side Sunday
Call Out The Droids
New Thing From Coruscant Town
Boys Like Padme
A Subway Called Naboo
I Nearly Married A Gungan

And, LOL!

''Eagle Records may not have impressed too many Numan fans with their promotion of Exile when it was released in the UK, but they have now started to show signs of a clever marketing strategy. Eagle have become aware of an Australian mental patient who suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder. He has an estimated 40 different personalities, over half of which are Numan fans, and most of these had bought import copies of Exile.

Eagle have recognised that whereas the normal Numan fan will only buy one or two copies of a particular album, the average MPD sufferer will buy several. Even better, people with Alzheimer's disease may conceivably buy a copy every half an hour, forgetting that they already have it. The label has therefore decided to target the mentally ill market in a big way. Exile tracks are to be played constantly on the in-house systems in mental hospitals all over the world. It is hoped that the sales of the album will increase dramatically once the campaign takes off. The potential sales from the Australian Federal Parliament alone are substantial, as it is recognised as the largest political asylum in the country.

The marketing department of Beggars Banquet are reported to be very pissed off at this news. For years they have said they did not know how to market Gary Numan (apart from milking his back catalogue for every penny they can get), and now Eagle Records have worked out how to do it only a few months after signing Gary to the label.''

*~*~*

Gary the White Faced Pop Star

"Gary the White faced Pop Star
Had a very shiny head
He wasn't very happy
All his follicles were dead
All of the British media
Used to laugh and take the piss
Radio wouldn't touch him
So Gary he stopped having hits

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Mr Manson came to say
Gary with your songs so dark
Can I play "Down In The Park?"
Then how the media loved him
And he shouted out with glee
My head is no longer shiny
I've had transplant surgery!"



ETA:

"The moment when Dorothy became certain she wasn't in Kansas any more.''

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LOL - adorable. People are so creative! Thanks.

My new desktop:

- and I damn near peed over that, laughing..