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[correctiveshoes621]

Oy freakin' VEY, ya'll.


Just NOW got home..after him taking me in to work and...WAIT FOR IT...grabbing me and kissing me at the ambulance entrance door - !!! - I hope to God, no one saw...and working all night; then him arriving over a half an hour late to pick me up this morning - 'cos he forgot that I get off at 6:30, instead of 7...

...then, him paying for the damned jumper cables with his dad's credit card (while I was looking at, and buying, 'The Butterfly Effect' and 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle' - 'cos we haven't seen them, yet..)...

..."..."...

...and then? Enforced breakast....dragging on and on and on...

We arrive here, fi-nal-ly, and he jumps the car.

Very nice. MmmHmm.

As he was ready to get into his car and go, I said that I really appreciated his help - and I did/do - his reply?

..WAIT FOR IT...

"Well..How 'bout an Appreciation Blowjob?"

There simply ARE no words.

..and NO, he didn't get one..and YES, he was lucky to be leaving with all of his teeth still in his mouth.

Unbelievable.