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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PRON FLUFFER named SEAN. He was QUIETLY RUMINATING in the SPELLBOUND forest when he met NOBLE PETER, a run-away SEX THERAPIST from the SOLEMN Queen BG.

SEAN could see that NOBLE PETER was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE BOWL and give him his SHADOWY PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH. NOBLE PETER was thankful for SEAN's PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH, so he told SEAN a very DRAMATIC story about Queen BG's daughter LUNA. How her mother, the SOLEMN Queen BG, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic GIANT PREHISTORIC LIZARD, because LUNA was so ELECTRIC.

SEAN SHIVERED. He vowed to NOBLE PETER the SEX THERAPIST that he would save the ELECTRIC LUNA. He would HYPNOTIZE the GIANT PREHISTORIC LIZARD, and take LUNA far away from her eveil mother, the SOLEMN Queen BG, and MASSAGE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK LIGHTINING BOLT and NOBLE PETER the SEX THERAPIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIANT PREHISTORIC LIZARD from his story. SOLEMN Queen BG STUMBLED out from behind a TOKYO and struck SEAN dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a GASP.