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I know it's late for the holidays, but OMG. I just HAD to say something. GO HERE:

http://www.brutallo.com/

You would NOT BELIEVE this guy's selection.

IE: This, I got for a longtime friend, Frankie - http://www.brutallo.com/superstarback.jpg

"Todd Haynes best film chronicles the life and death of Karen Carpenter, using
Barbie dolls in place of actual actors."

This, for Pete - http://www.brutallo.com/badronaldweb.jpg

"Scott Jacoby starred in a few TV movies, but, 'Bad Ronald' put him on the map."

Trust me. There's something for everyone - *cough* Exit 57 - my gateway drug *cough* - and he just got a whole NEW list of stuff that's amazing, like, Winterland..and on and on..

The guy's great, really nice; works with you and I canNOT believe he actually put into my order (as a bonus!surprise) - 'Urgh! A Music War' - *totally spazzes* - which (having Gary Numan..DEVO..Joan Jett, etc.) I've not seen since..uh...

...do any of you young'uns remember..'Night Flight'?

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Last night, at work, I picked up some haphazard book and began reading it. It was..Some corny old-lady period romance thing.

Ahem.

*pictures Colbert in a Napoleonic Naval uniform*

Ya'll are LUCKY I don't have Pshop.

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Two of my friends at work totally shocked me with presents, last night and I love them; I was so touched.

My dear wiseguy, Gloria, got me - well. You see, I only wear dark colours. Specifically all navy - solid - no foo-foo Spongebob or Tinkerbelle for me. I look professional.

She got me a scrubtop that's all rainbow-butterflies/happy/femmy/joy-joy. Smartass. ♥ - and Miss Robin got me a mug with double-chocolate cocoa and even little marshmallows, lol. I have the perfect gift for Robin, already - a really cool bowl (with a 'Tree of Life' on it) that I got as my gift for the Christmas breakfast at work and gave as a 'secret Santa' - I'd love to surprise her with it.

I wish I had a million dollars, I'd just buy people stuff.

My son wants to give Gloria a 'Ziggy Stardust' teeshirt that he never got to wear - wrong size - since Gloria said that 'Bowie's her man', heh. I just might.

AND. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT. DOODS.

A girl at work ASKED me for a night, 'cos she needs hours.

I was like, 'WELL, YOU JUST HELP YOURSELF' and she did.

God bless her; she's taking the night BEFORE Christmas Eve - which means, a) time to get my shit together for Christmas Eve, b) TWO DAYS OFF, IN A ROW, then, c) working Christmas Night - AND GETTING TO FLOAT (!!!), WHICH MEANS I GET TO SEE 'ALL' MY PEOPLE, NOT JUST A SINGLE WING - SO looking forward to it - JOYJOYJOY - and then? Are you ready?

Right into two. more. days. off. My normal weekend off.

SWEET.

I just have to get thru the next three nights.

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"You can't always get what you want (no, no baby)
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
you just might find
You just might find

You get what you need, ah yes... "

Words of wisdom.


I GOTTA STOP GODDAMNED BITCHING. HONESTLY. WHATEVER. I'M SORRY, AND I KNOW I HAVE SOME NERVE.

Thanks.

I love you people.

I beg your pardon...?

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Hippie

You are 29% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

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