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Aug. 14th, 2008 07:52 pmWas checking out http://pauldinello.net/ today and this absolutely horrified me - from Amy Sedaris:
"We've been asked to do a Christmas movie, but [Stephen] Colbert is really busy right now with [The Colbert Report]. I doubt he'd be able to contribute. If Stephen couldn't be involved, it'd be fun to open up with [his character, Charles Noblet's] funeral. He died, and [Paul Dinello's character] Jellineck meets Chris Meloni. They fall in love, and then the ghost of Noblet can haunt them. Jerri would be in some center trying to eat oatmeal... But I want her to have painted-on eyebrows and her hair to be like a coconut, scattered and brittle, like she just aged incredibly. Paul is who he is, and if Paul ever has a flashback, he can look like Andy Samberg. The flashback could be literally the night before, and it'd be like, "God, you've aged 20 years overnight, man!" Maybe Noblet was murdered, but the case would be about accusing me, but no one ever really investigates."
That was dated June of 2008 - so, fairly recent. BUT, OMFG NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I mean it's practically canon - him, being murdered, with the way he treated people...but OMG. AND, his funeral could be OH, SO SO FUNNY, but OMG.
There would TOTALLY have to be dry mashed potatoes at his funeral, right?
But...just...NO. Please?
"We've been asked to do a Christmas movie, but [Stephen] Colbert is really busy right now with [The Colbert Report]. I doubt he'd be able to contribute. If Stephen couldn't be involved, it'd be fun to open up with [his character, Charles Noblet's] funeral. He died, and [Paul Dinello's character] Jellineck meets Chris Meloni. They fall in love, and then the ghost of Noblet can haunt them. Jerri would be in some center trying to eat oatmeal... But I want her to have painted-on eyebrows and her hair to be like a coconut, scattered and brittle, like she just aged incredibly. Paul is who he is, and if Paul ever has a flashback, he can look like Andy Samberg. The flashback could be literally the night before, and it'd be like, "God, you've aged 20 years overnight, man!" Maybe Noblet was murdered, but the case would be about accusing me, but no one ever really investigates."
That was dated June of 2008 - so, fairly recent. BUT, OMFG NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I mean it's practically canon - him, being murdered, with the way he treated people...but OMG. AND, his funeral could be OH, SO SO FUNNY, but OMG.
There would TOTALLY have to be dry mashed potatoes at his funeral, right?
But...just...NO. Please?
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