* Twitch *

Only have about a half an hour here, as I just got back from taking my father-in-law into the city; and have to a) get ready for Rep training this afternoon, b) finish vinegaring my coffeemaker for my demo on Saturday..and start to prep for my first demo (Bison Dips), which takes place tomorrow AFTER I go and bathe Mizzeh Elanor. Trying to fill in the blanks here...but am now running out of blanks.

It kinda sucks tomorrow; as I just found out that they have me scheduled for 2 - 8, instead of the 9 - 3, as I requested..but, beggars can't be choosers, I guess.

Had a dream -- or nightmare, I guess; last night that all the hobbits had one of those freakin' fauxhawks..Sean looked terrible, like a kewpie doll or something..*shudder* I just remember being shocked, and trying not to laugh.

I am glad my daughter's ankle seems to be alright; thought I would have to run her BACK into the city AFTER FRANK for x-rays on TOP of all this today, lol. She was stressin' Big Time last night, and took a spill on the slippery patio.

God says, 'Slow down a little...'



Just SO FUCKING HOT. DAMN.
(Thanks, Zilla!)

Heh.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

(Bah-Dum-DUM *Pish!*)

.......

Frustration, thy name is Time Zones.