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correctiveshoes621WTF X infinity-dreams. I mean, REALLY. And it's my own damned fault.
I've always had a thing for cryptozoology. Always. And, 'Bigfoot', in particular, as my state is Number Four in sightings - We are number four, yay! We are number four, yay!
Well, it seems, lately, that every. damned. time. I watch my absolute GUILTIEST of newfound guilty pleasures, 'Mountain Monsters' - - I know, I know - - I have some horrific Republican-Teabaggery-themed nightmare.
This latest, this afternoon, involved Dubya.
Dubya Bush.
He came to our house and was all friendly and jovial, and playing with the cats and even scrubbing my kitchen floor, which I took cellphone photos of - with him all smiling and joking, 'Git mah good side!' - and even trying to be fatherly with my son, which makes me want to absolutely retch.
Scariest of all, in my dream I found myself thinking, 'Maybe he isn't such a bad guy, after all..' - WHAT THE FLAMIN', EVERLOVIN' FUCK.
At least, there was no sex, involved. And no, we won't go there.
If you've ever seen the show, you'll know EXACTLY why.
It almost lends credence to the Crazy Conspiracy Peoples' ™ idea that television implants ideas in your head..
I've always had a thing for cryptozoology. Always. And, 'Bigfoot', in particular, as my state is Number Four in sightings - We are number four, yay! We are number four, yay!
Well, it seems, lately, that every. damned. time. I watch my absolute GUILTIEST of newfound guilty pleasures, 'Mountain Monsters' - - I know, I know - - I have some horrific Republican-Teabaggery-themed nightmare.
This latest, this afternoon, involved Dubya.
Dubya Bush.
He came to our house and was all friendly and jovial, and playing with the cats and even scrubbing my kitchen floor, which I took cellphone photos of - with him all smiling and joking, 'Git mah good side!' - and even trying to be fatherly with my son, which makes me want to absolutely retch.
Scariest of all, in my dream I found myself thinking, 'Maybe he isn't such a bad guy, after all..' - WHAT THE FLAMIN', EVERLOVIN' FUCK.
At least, there was no sex, involved. And no, we won't go there.
If you've ever seen the show, you'll know EXACTLY why.
It almost lends credence to the Crazy Conspiracy Peoples' ™ idea that television implants ideas in your head..
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