correctiveshoes621 | (no subject)

"Mr. Alphabet Says..' -- Robert Smith

(There's something under the bed-d-d-d..)

Here comes the book,
the book of rules..
If you play this game,
you won't stay the same..
you could win your golden teeth,
be a spinning top!
Or use a riding crop..

Mr. alphabet says,
"Smile like a weasel
as I cover you...
cover you in treacle"

We all know impatience
is a sin..so do as you're
TOLD to do, it's SO rewarding to...

..and you could win the tin man's heart,
be a chiming clock --
lie on the chopping block!

Mr. Alphabet says,
"Give me all your money!
Just to cover you..
cover you..in honey" *snickers*

Don't be afraid..
There's no marmalade..
Don't be afraid..
I wouldn't even dream of it!