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What you don't know...can hurt you..especially when it's about yourself. Especially when it's something that is just wrenched out of you..something that has for so long lain silent and still and afraid.

If 'we' were to crack -- at last -- right down the middle..right down the center..neatly and perfectly, it would be. It would make the sound of a thunderbolt and singe the edges black..curled and cauterized..and no going back.

Final and absolute.

Dizzifying.

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the Ham (21% dark, 56% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on dark You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Well...HA! To all the people who say I don't have a sense of humour.

Hahaha..from Hanncoll..

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